Dippin' Sauce

Kam
20
Texas
Anonymous sent: But what's so wrong about being short and wanting a tall guy πŸ˜” lol I'm 5'1 and I see all these posts on twitter talking shit and I be like ....damn lmao

prettyboyshyflizzy:

exclusivelyaria:

ephitania:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

henessyiii:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

-adventureswiththeresa:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

if a nigga 5’7 with every quality you desire andΒ  100 million in his bank account yall gonna be like nah im good too short

But actually, this is totally me. I’ll be damned if my future husband isn’t at LEAST 5’10 and I’m only 5’1. LOL.

My boyfriend’s 5’11 and ugh, so close yet so far to 6’0.Β 

Tall guys are the cutest with short girlfriends, duh!

πŸ˜‘πŸ˜’ you can’t even tell the diff between 5’11 and 6’0 standing next to someone πŸ˜‚ but your boyfriend is at a disadvantage

Tf? Stay In ya lane βœ‹ you 5’1 and want someone that’s 6’1, he can’t even see yo ass without you being on a step stool. Why u want a tall nigga anyway? When y’all stand next to each other y’all gonna look like the AT&T bars. Talkin bout can β€œyou see me now? How bout now?” Like leave the tall boys for tall girls #StayInYaLane2k14

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Hey my guy is 6’5 and i’m 4’11

*blinks* ^^^

Be looking like he’s your dad taking u too pre-k

posted on 9/2/2014, with 757 notes (source: prettyboyshyflizzy) — reblog
Anonymous sent: your fav childhood memory?

ageekyfemmeforeveringlasses:

Not paying bills

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uncutcolombiancoke:

nedahoyin:

thinksquad:

Singer CeeLo Green took to Twitter today to make an attempt to define what rape is, shortly after pleading no contest for charges that he slipped a woman ecstasy without her consent in 2012

http://www.buzzfeed.com/rachelzarrell/cee-lo-green-says-its-only-rape-if-the-person-is-conscious?bffb

My nigga.. Not you too.. Smh..

SMH dude essentially told on himself. Β 

posted on 9/2/2014, with 16,555 notes (source: thinksquad) — reblog
nzurianne:

conceivethedream:

livelaughloveatrandom:

thickonce:

Omg

Lmfao

LMFAO!

Lmaooooooo

nzurianne:

conceivethedream:

livelaughloveatrandom:

thickonce:

Omg

Lmfao

LMFAO!

Lmaooooooo

posted on 9/2/2014, with 1,150 notes (source: thickonce) — reblog

cosbyykidd:

blacksagegod:

hip-hop-lifestyle:

sex so good you gotta stare at the ceiling and think about your day to avoid nutting in 5 minutes

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"traffic really sucked today"

β€œI should probly change these light bulbs”

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"Did they ever tell us who drank Eve’s apple juice?"

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posted on 9/2/2014, with 1,941 notes (source: hip-hop-lifestyle) — reblog

Let her go.

(Source: miniclaws)

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shedskinbelight:


geoffsayshi:

krystvega:

The African Renaissance Monument in Senegal, larger that the Eiffel tower and the statue of liberty .. Things you don’t see in mainstream media.  @KrystVegaNeteru

This is beautiful.

bucket list.

shedskinbelight:

geoffsayshi:

krystvega:

The African Renaissance Monument in Senegal, larger that the Eiffel tower and the statue of liberty .. Things you don’t see in mainstream media.
@KrystVegaNeteru

This is beautiful.

bucket list.

posted on 9/2/2014, with 3,091 notes (source: krystvega) — reblog

siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to β€œDetergent” with a straight face.)

posted on 9/2/2014, with 63,754 notes (source: siderealscion) — reblog

(Source: poyzn)

posted on 9/2/2014, with 147,645 notes (source: poyzn) — reblog

m0nopoly:

When you arguing with your girl and niggas stay in the back waiting to take your girl.

posted on 9/2/2014, with 748 notes (source: m0nopoly) — reblog