Go down a waterslide when it isn't wet and you'll understand why foreplay is so important.
HA!
still hilarious
September 2012
August 2012
send me a number :)
- 0. Height
- 1.Virgin?
- 2.Shoe Size
- 3.Do you Smoke?
- 4.Do you Drink?
- 5.Do you take drugs?
- 6.Age you get mistaken for
- 7.Have Tattoos?
- 8.Want any tattoos?
- 9.Got any Piercings?
- 10.Want any Piercings?
- 11.Best friend?
- 12.Relationship status
- 13.Biggest turn ons
- 14.Biggest turn offs
- 15.Favorite Movie
- 16.I’ll love you if
- 17.Someone you miss
- 18.Most traumatic experience
- 19.A fact about your personality
- 20.What I hate most about myself
- 21.What I love most about myself
- 22.What I want to be when I get older
- 23.My relationship with my sibling(s)
- 24.My relationship with my parent(s)
- 25.My idea of a perfect date
- 26.My biggest pet peeves
- 27.A description of the girl/boy I like
- 28.A description of the person I dislike the most
- 29.A reason I’ve lied to a friend
- 30.What I hate the most about work/school
- 31.What y last text message says
- 32.What words upset me the most
- 33.What words make me feel the best about myself
- 34.What I find attractive in women
- 35.What I find attractive in men
- 36.Where I would like to live
- 37.One of my insecurities
- 38.My childhood career choice
- 39.My favorite ice cream flavor
- 40.Who I wish I could be
- 41.Where I want to be right now
- 42.The last thing I ate
- 43.Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately
- 44.A random fact about anything
I don’t like looking people in the eyes while I walk around town because they might challenge me to a Pokemon battle and I just don’t have time for that.
The human body recreates itself every six months, nearly every cell and bone dies and is replaced.
You are not who you were last September.
My professor said, “I’m about to take a nap. See you later.” Then started leaving.
