me: I'm so full omg I'm not gonna eat for days
me: are those brownies
gothlolita: im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
ohnovak: whales-gather-here: teashoesandhair: ellathemagicdragon: letsgetbloggin: loveisharmony: afuckinglesbian: catswithbenefits: scraggay: ohnovak: cookie dough ice cream more like ew why unfollowed blocked reported Arrested beheaded burned at the stake ashes scattered to the wind Ashes collected and mixed into cookie dough ????? jeus fuckign christ
bird-on-a-leash: paperwhale: claydols: your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face. I can see your feet and it’s very distracting and slightly arousing.
disneyprincest: i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again
ohdickins: littl-ebird: laviesanspeur: lightly-living: iam-livingdeadgirl: nevvzealand: one time when i was younger i had some of that no tears shampoo and i wanted to see if it was legit so when i was in the shower i squirted it into my eye and i think i went blind for like three days i think you may be a bit retarded because no tears meant like no tears in your hair; no tangles…. ...
mom: you haven't moved since I left the house 6 hours ago wtf
me: excuse me where do you think these chips came from
my resume: one time i defeated a boss battle without dying